ARE YOU LONELY? ...MAYBE

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time: 7:37 am

hoe
hey shawdy bae 🤤🤤

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what.

hoe
answer me

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about what

hoe
do you think cat noir is hot???

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no i was just messing with you

hoe
heart 💔 been broke 📉 so many times ⏰ i don't know 🤔 what to believe 💯 mama 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 said 🗣 it's my fault 😢 it's my fault 🤦🏻‍♀️i wear my heart ❤️ on my sleeve 💪

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😐

hoe
not that emoji 😟👉🚪

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i'm literally joking wtf are you stupid

hoe
😀☝️😯✊😏🤙
maybe i am

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bye

hoe
where you going mamas??

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we have school fuckass

hoe
new insult alert 🤩🤩🤩🤩

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oh my god i'm blocking you

hoe
bye love ya <33

read 7:45 am

Bakugou scoffed at his screen. His eyes were slightly red and irritated from weed, not crying, weed and he needed to get rid of that. And so he got ready for another day at school with his eccentric batch of extras, making sure to b l a s t megan thee stallion so his old hag of a mother would hear. You know, hot girl shit.

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Y/N sat their phone down on their bed and pursed their lips. How on earth would they get Bakugou to actually want to talk to them, real life or on text? This wasn't the time to think about it, school wasn't going to wait for them to be ready. And so they swung their legs off their bed and immediately hit their ankle on the nightstand nearby. The curse echoed throughout the house.

hey besties!! i got busy with school (not that anybody's reading this lmao) so yeah forgot about this book/travesty/fanfic :P anywayssss i have a dance recital coming up and they're not letting us wear masks!! little scared about that but at least i'm vaxxed. only bad biddies are vaxxed. at least summer is here :D
luv, your bestie 🤪🤪🤪