Fight: @vashtaneradas
How To: @galukexies
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Diary Entry One: cut off his limbs and throw him in the shark tank.
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Fight:
"Babe, get off Wikipedia."
"But this is interesting."
"Mhmm, I'm sure but it's been an hour."
"Mhmm, but shut the fuck up."
"What are you even reading about?"
"History."
"How punk rock of you."
"Did you just snort at me?"
"Yes."
Michael rolled his eyes and kept reading, he was doing a Dan Howell, AKA going from one page to another on Wikipedia without stopping, and it was kind of worrying Luke.
"You're just a loser."
"What are you even reading about?"
'Something that happened on the 4th of July."
(iT WAS THE FOURTH OF JULLLLYYY)
"The 12th Street Riot?"
Michael put his phone down and stared blankly at Luke, "That was the 23rd you idiot."
Luke shook his head, Michael knew he was right because he had just read it. Quite interesting actually, "No, it's the 4th of July."
"Want me to search it? Because I can?"
"I heard the 4th of July somewhere."
"Maybe it was Fall Out Boy."
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Michael's Description of Fight: Okay so Luke needs to go back to school because the 12th Street Riot was on the 23rd of July, back up biitch.
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Luke's Last Imput: Sorry I'm not a nerd. Jk. Or am I? ... Nerd.
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Any ideas or ways to kill Luke?
I'm only going to 50 chapters now by the way, sorry.
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