(Translated from Screech)
Being a ghast is amazing. Mobs always say, "Oh, wow! A ghast! The king of the nether!" And they're right. Ghasts are the kings of the nether. All other mobs quake with fear at our feet - well, tentacles.
We get to spit fireball things at our enemies, who are mostly humans. And since we fly way up high in the sky, it is almost impossible for a human to kill us. Unless they're particularly skillful with a bow and arrow, of course.
It's actually pretty fun, shooting at humans. It's like some sort of demented shooting game. Try and hit the human. Whenever I kill a human, I make a mental tally in my head. So far I've successfully killed 3,446 humans.
But there is one downside. I am very lonely. Us ghasts are solitary creatures. There are no other ghasts that I know. We often see each other flying around, but never stop and chat.
Once I tried to make friends with a human - and almost got killed. Of course, I flew away before I died, and a quick lava bath healed me up.
That sounds really strange, doesn't it. Ghasts love lava, though. It heals us.
And that enderdragon... it's not that bad. It was the one that turned us into ghasts. The legend goes, we used to be lava, but then it used its ender powers to give us life. So we would never murder the one who created us.
But yeah, that's pretty much it.
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