- May or may not be spoilers
- Everyone on crack
- Author bored here
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Orias: Hey, if I ask you a question, can you promise me not to judge me
Crocell: Yes, I promise
Orias: Okay well I-
Crocell: No, that's stupid
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(Y/n): [Sighing] Why does everyone hate me?
Michael: Don't say that. I'm sure someone out there loves you
(Y/n): God?
Michael: No, I meant someone that is besides you
(Y/n): Jesus?
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Lucifer: Okay so are we fighting or are we flirting? Because I'm getting mix signals here
(Y/n): My hands are literally inches away from your throat right now-
Lucifer: That doesn't answer my question
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Nabe: Can I have your number?
(Y/n): [ Visibly texting ] I don't have a phone
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Belphegor: I miss (Y/n)
Alloces: Lord Belphegor-
Belphegor: [ sighing ] (Y/n) used to call me Belphegor. . .
Alloces:
Alloces: Maybe cause it's your fucking name
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Phenex: You're in love with (Y/n)
Mammon: SHUT UP PHENEX I'M JUST BUYING HER AN ACCESSORY SINCE SHE HAVE AN AWFUL FASHION SENSE—
Phenex: Your Majesty, that's a wedding ring
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Jay: Aww, some child drew a funny-looking giraffe
Val: There aren't any children here
Jin: [ Clenching his jaws ] It's an alpaca
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(Y/n): How did you know where I was?
Raphael: I typed "bitch" in the google map and it brought me here
Raphael: No wonder humans invented the swear word
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Lucifer, flying in the demon world: I SEE NO GOD UP HERE
Also Lucifer: OTHER THAN ME
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Mammon: Love isn't real I'd rather want money
Phenex: Your Majesty, you're literally making a valentine's card, wrapping an expensive bouquet and buying a high-priced valentines chocolate for (Y/n) right now-
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*HIATUS* Running after Death [Yandere!Aegis Orta x F!Reader]
FantasyThe Grim reaper who collect souls from the living and the dead. The person who they all call 'Death itself'. Is just a girl name (Y/n) (L/n), some lazy ass woman with a bold mouth who always do what she wants and never cares about what everybody do...
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