Alexis Can Rant

valentine's day

so this is how i spent my valentines day:

i went to school and everyone was making out so i was like 'whoaaaaa' and there were so many roses, cupids, hearts, reds and pinks everywhere that i was about to faint.

school was normal.

EXCEPT FOR WHEN TYLER [THIS OTHER GUY] GAVE ME AN INVITATION CARD TO GO TO THIS REALLY HUGE PARTY AT HIS HOUSE AT 4.

so i went home and i knew exactly what to wear and stuff.

BUT

my dad said i had to study for my geometry test which was on monday and he hired a personal teacher kinda thing for me so that i can get extra help. i literally puked.

SO WHAT I DID IS

1. maths

2. maths

3. maths

4. maths

. . . so on

BUT THEN

sammy came omf i screamed and he's my valentine forever!!!!!!! jks.

SO THEN WE PARDAAAAAAYED WITH MATHS! BC WE DID MATHS TOGETHER!

-.-'

and if you ask me where alex pettyfer was he was probs at the party dancing and making out with regina george ok bye i hate life i hate maths.

CONCLUSION ::

alexis + maths books = the hottest date evah

BYE BYE AND IM DONE WITH VALENTINES DAY WORST DAY EVER EWWWWWW