𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 ( 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐆𝐄 )

𝐭𝐰𝐨

GROUPCHAT
" there's a sub in english "
noah [ nolan ]
chris [ cade ]
finn [ phineas ]
elizabeth [ ellen ]
millie [ marlen ]
christen [ carli ]

NOLAN

DID YOU GUYS WATCH THE
NEW HSMTMTS FT???
CHRISTEN TELL US WHAT
HAPPENS NEXT

CARLI

i'm afraid i am under
contract and cannot tell u

MARLEN

WHAT THE HELL
NOAH I ONLY SAY "DID YOU GUYS"
AND I THOUGHT OUR GC GOT LEAKED
OR SUM

NOLAN

THIS IS WORSE

CADE

I know what happens

PHINEAS

YOU ARE HER BROTHER
HER LEGAL GUARDIAN ATM

CADE

Stay mad

ELLEN

Noah why are you yelling?

NOLAN

BECAUSE BOTH CHRIS' ARE
GATEKEEPING

ELLEN

A bit dramatic 

MARLEN

a bunch dramatic.

CARLI

ok then tell me what happens
in season 4.

NOLAN

you see..

CARLI

no
shut your bitch ass up.

NOLAN

😔

PHINEAS

GUYS

CARLI

FINN

ELLEN

Inside voice

CARLI

my b my b

PHINEAS

sorry 😔
guys

MARLEN

why do you only listen
to liz 😔

CARLI

right 😩
noah always drinking my
shit 😩

NOLAN

because she's the best
she always buys me food 😜

CADE

So do I??

CARLI

so do i???

PHINEAS

so do i????

MARLEN

we all do?????