RvB Oneshots(All Reds, Blues, 10 Freelancers, 2 Mercs)

prompts

Here's your list of prompts. It's updated frequently, so check back often for new options.

1. "Your hair is so soft..."
2. "It's too cold! Come back!"
3."No, I'm not letting you go. It's too early to be out of bed."
4. "C'mere, you can sit in my lap until I'm done working."
5. "I'm not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention."
6. "Shh, you're safe. I won't let you go."
7. "What? Does that feel good?"
8. "Just pretend to be my date."
9. "He/She did it." "No, he/she did."
10. "I think I'm in love with you and I'm terrified."
11. "It's not a double date. We're just third and fourth wheeling."
12. "No no-- it's alright. Come here."
13. "I'm not going to leave you. You're never going to have to suffer by yourself again. I promise."
14. "Look, I know we don't know each other that well, but I'm still worried about you. No one deserves to be alone."
15. "If I could, I would kiss away all of your scars."
16. "I think I might be falling in love with you."
17. "Your lips are so soft. I could kiss them all day."
18. "It's not bad to cry. In fact, I think it makes a person stronger."
19. "Mmm... You're warm..."
20. "You're so cute when you're half asleep like this..."
21. "I've had a rough day and honestly, all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with..."
22. "No, you can't get up! You're my prisoner for today."
23. "Shh, it was just a bad dream. Just a dream, okay? None of it was real."
24. "You know I'm/we're always here for you, right?"
25. "Please talk to me about it."
26. "You have something in your hair... Um-- do you want me to get it out?"
27. "I remember practicing how to ask you out in the mirror..."
28. "I would've had breakfast ready, but you were sleeping on my arm and I didn't want to wake you."
29. "I know I've kissed you like, ten times, but just another ten, please."
30. "Are you wearing my shirt?"
31. "Wanna, like-- I mean, if you're not busy... We could get lunch? Or even just coffee, if you don't have a lot of time?"
32. "So I was driving past a pet store and I couldn't help but wonder how cute it would be to have an animal in our home..."
33. "Let's stay in bed."
34. "We live together. You can't blame this on anyone else."
35. "You're beautiful, you know that?"
36. "Shooting star. Make a wish."
37. "It's beautiful, isn't it?"
38. "Wow, you're hot."
39. "I want to marry you."
40. "I want to take a shower, so you should probably join me. It'll save water."
41. "You're just not the same anymore..."
42. "It's midnight! Where the hell were you?"
43. "What the hell is your problem?!"
44. "Why do you run away from your problems all the time?"
45. "You can't keep it all inside, you know? Bottling it up won't do you any good."
46. "Hey, I know you're hurting... But you're not alone, okay?"
47. "I hate you! I'm sorry it took me so damn long to realize that."
48. "You lost your chance."
49. "I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression."
50. "You can't just lose your temper like this every time you get a bit upset!"
51. "Calm down! You're scaring me!"
52. "Don't look at me like that."
53. "Were you ever going to tell me?"
54. "I'm done trying to help you!"
55. "Sorry doesn't fix everything."
56. "You didn't call. You didn't text. Nothing."
57. "It isn't up for debate."
58. "I don't know what's wrong, okay? I'm just... Really tired..."
59. "I'm fine. Stop asking."
60. "I'm not leaving until you tell me what's wrong, and don't try lying to me."
61. "I hope some day you get a taste of your own medicine."
62. "Pack your shit and go. Get the fuck out of my sight!"
63. "Is this how little you think of me?"
64. "I can't do this anymore... Not with you."
65. "Are you happy now? Huh? DOES THIS MAKE YOU HAPPY?!"
66. "You said you'd always be there for me... So how did this happen? Why weren't you there?"
67. "Did it ever occur to you that you're hurting me, too?"
68. "I don't need help! I just want the pain to stop!"
69. "We can be friends instead."
70. "I tried to move on, but nobody is you."
71. "Do I look like I've moved on?"
72. "I don't remember a fight or a reason, so what happened? Why did we break up?"
73. "Can I at least buy you a coffee? For old times' sake."
74. "I can't take the loneliness anymore."
75. "What are you talking about? You're married!"
76. "It feels like everyone just forgot I exist."
77. "Maybe I'm meant to be alone."
78. "I gave you your chance, and you just used it to stab me in the back."
79. "I've been alone for so long..."
80. "But you promised..."
81. "Isn't this, like, illegal?" "Probably."
82. "You're really drunk right now. I don't think you're going to remember any of this." "No, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry."
83. "I have a feeling we should kiss." "Is that a good feeling or a bad feeling?"
84. "Yeah, well, I shut everybody out. Don't take it personally. It's just easier."
85. "You're jealous, aren't you?" "I'm not jealous."
86. "Why didn't you tell me? I could've helped."
87. "I can't believe you dragged me into this."
88. "Bite me." "Eat me." "Kiss my ass."
89. "You think I'm dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?"
90. "You have to tell me why we're committing a felony before we do it. Not that it will stop us, but at least I'll have all the facts."
91. "You weren't supposed to laugh! I'm so embarrassed!"
92. "I vote today to be a pajama day."
93. "Why are you laughing? It's not funny! I'm serious!"
94. "It's a real shame nobody asked for your opinion."
95. "There's been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendship."
96. "I saw that. You just checked me out."
97. "Are you stupid, or stupid?"
98. "How come everyone likes you more? We're practically identical!"
99. "What makes you think you're better at cooking?"
100. "There is no way I'm going down there."
101. "Come over here and make me."
102. "Stop thinking about them."
103. "You're beautiful/handsome, and I'm not the only one who thinks that."
104. "I need your forgiveness."
105. "If you don't rest, you won't heal."
106. "You're the only one I can trust."
107. "Kiss me."
108. "I love you."
109. "I told you not to fall in love with me."
110. "I forgive a lot, but I never forget what's said and done."
111. "Please shut up. I can't stand how appealing your voice is."
112. "Shut up. Just shut up."
113. "Again?"
114. "I've been in love with you my entire life."
115. "I'm tired of being your secret."
116. "The planet is fine. The people are fucked."
117. "I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit."
118. "You know what I like most about people? Pets."
119. "I don't hate you... I just don't like that you exist."
120. "Love is the jelly to the sunshine's peanut butter. And if I tell you I'm in a sandwich with you, I'm not just saying it to get in your ziplock bag."
121. "Do things that make you happy... Within the confines of the legal system."
122. "Marry me."
123. "Do you want me to leave...?"
124. "You are not going without me."
125. "I swear it won't happen again."
126. "What did you say?"
127. "Are you sure this is legal?"
128. "Isn't this amazing?"
129. "I'm going to take care of you, okay?"
130. "Stay the night. Please."
131. "You did WHAT?"
132. "Quit whining."
133. "Why are you so annoying?"
134. "Never in a million years."
135. "I may have had a few shots..."
136. "Sounds like bullshit. Wanna commit arson to relieve your stress?"
137. "[Name], please. I am trying to read."
138. "You deserve every bit of love I have to give, don't you see?"
139. "Remind me again why the hell I'm doing this for you?"
140. "What makes you think you're so different from the rest of those assholes?"
141. "From the way I see it, you're just another desperate soul, trying to feel a little less alone in the world...but that's okay. Because I am, too."
142. "Get a room!"
143. "For the love of God and all things holy, please, don't forget to use protection."
144. "You know, I've been thinking--" "Stop right there. I do not care."
145. "How come everything always has to be a competition with you? Can't we just have a chill day for once?"
146. "Awh, but where's the fun in that?"
147. "Won't you join me? The water's nice."
148. "There isn't a single damn thing on this planet that will stop me from loving you."
149. "Understand that I do not give a damn about what others think. I want you. I will have you."
150. "Wait... What happened after the war? Why won't anybody tell me?!"
151. "Are we there yet?"
152. "[Name] hasn't left their room for the past 3 hours, and you're everyone's last hope."
153. "How long did you think it was going to take?"
154. "Why are you so surprised? It's not that weird... Is it?"
155. "What do you mean, there's nothing left in the fridge? We just got food yesterday!"
156. "I don't think you fully understand the gravity of your situation."
157. "What is it about you that makes me feel so... Normal?"
158. "Am I a monster?"
159. "There's nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself."
160. "Let's have dinner. I'll cook." "God, please, no. Leave that to me."
161. "Do you think we'll ever have a chance to live happily ever after?"
162. "Life isn't some fucking fairy tale where all you have to do is sing a little song and suddenly everything is better."
163. "The world out there is cruel, and I don't want you getting caught up in that mess."
164. "Don't you think that's a little much?"
165. "All I'm saying is that boobs are great and shouldn't be restrained."
166. "Hey, don't cry. I'm right here..."
167. "You don't... Really have to go, do you?" "I do. I'm sorry."
168. "Wait for me."
169. "Don't wait up. I don't know how long I'll be."
170. "There's no such thing as a good person. It's only the bad and the worst."
171. "Oh, come on! All I want to do is win one match! Go easy on me! Pleeeeaaasse?"
172. "Sorry. Better luck next time."
173. "Hey, I heard you were trying to get in [Name]'s pants. Here's a bit of advice: stop. They'll tear you apart."
174. "You... Can't be serious. Okay. What the fuck."
175. "You think you're so hot, so sexy, so fucking irresistible- and God dammit I hate that you're right!"
176. "Don't make me go over there and do it myself."
177. "You really don't want to see me angry."
178. "You're kinda cute when you're upset."
179. "Wow. I mean... You look... Amazing."
180. "So, what's your body count?" "Are you talking people I've killed or people I've fucked?"
181. "It's too quiet. Let's listen to some music."
182. "Do you wanna just... Laze around and watch a movie, instead?"
183. "How come I wasn't invited to this one-man/woman party?" "It's in the name. One. Man/woman."
184. "Go away. I'm busy."
185. "Here, take this, and go occupy yourself. I'll come get you when I'm done working."
186. "It should be against the law to be so Goddamn adorable..."
187. "Fuck. I'm in love."
188. "Snap out of it. You've still got shit to do, people to look after. People rely on you for support. You can't give up just yet."
189. "This is all... So much... Where did this come from?"
190. "What is this thing and why is it here?"
191. "WHY ARE YOU SO LOUD?"
192. "Oh... My God. I can't fucking believe this is happening."
193. "Why me. Of all the people in this Godforsaken place. Why. Me?"
194. "There's nothing better than a drink under the stars." "I bet I can change that."
195. "Wha- where the hell did you come from?"
196. "Fucking hell! Don't sneak up on me like that, I almost killed you!"
197. "Surpri- ow! Fuck!"
198. "Happy birthday, [Name]. You didn't honestly think I/we forgot, did you?"
199. "Welcome to Hell, my dear."
200. "Why are you like this."
201. "You really should just stop talking, and busy that mouth of yours with something else."
202. "Wow, I didnt think you were capable of turning so red."
203. "And here I thought you were top dog."
204. "Stop trying to distract me. You know it doesn't work."
205. "Have you ever heard of [topic]? It's [explanation]. We should try it sometime."
206. "You don't have to be ashamed of the way you look. I think you're absolutely adorable."
207. "Have you seen my notebook? I put it in- oh no."
208. "Hey, does anyone know if the showers are available?" "I think [Name] is in there."
209. "It's really not that complicated."
210. "Close the door."
211. "It's three in the morning."
212. "Sometimes, being a complete nerd comes in handy."
213. "I don't owe you an explanation. I don't owe you anything."
214. "You're trembling."
215. "Please, just. Answer the question. Truthfully, this time."