My shortened name...Jay

If you want me to read your story don't hesitate to ask. I know how hard it is to gain readers. If it's 1D I will just vote without reading. Sorry, I don't like 1D or any of those other ridiculous boy bands. 

And yes I'm 17 but I dislike One Direction if you couldn't already tell.

Only a handful of people have ever got my actual name right. Hell, even I've forgotten what the correct pronunciation is. I used to cringe every time a new teacher took attendance. Thank God I'm in uni now

I'm way too sarcastic.

Can be blunt and straight forward even though I might look harmless.

People say I have a good sense of humour.

I'm a cynic but I like happy endings.

I have a slightly dirty mind.

I love to piss people off for no reason. Simply because it's too much fun to goad them.

I'm not girly. 

I play Xbox. I love Assassin's Creed

I'm addicted to books. I read at least one every day. 

I plan to write a book some day but that requires a lot of dedication and time which I don't have with studying Law and working.

But please check out my short stories. I promise you'll love them :)

God this feels one of those profiles you write in order to find a perfect match. YUCK!

Go away now. I have no idea why you are still reading this or why I'm telling you about myself.