First order of business: Harry Styles is made of stardust and retrogold, and Louis Tomlinson is the sun.

Second order of business: Brendon Urie is a poetic master of the English language with an obscene amount of talent that is unparalleled by only one other: Lin-Manuel Miranda.

Third order of business: Sarah J. Maas is a goddess, and the "Throne of Glass" and "A Court of Thorns and Roses" sagas are mind-blowing pieces of literature that deserve all the praise.

Thank you for your time.

"Pleasant words are as a honeycomb,
sweet to the soul, and health to the bones."
- Proverbs 16:24


I'm Carissa, I'm twenty-two, and I'm currently making my way d̶o̶w̶n̶t̶o̶w̶n̶ through college. I enjoy peppermint chapstick, Egyptian cotton, buying expensive makeup, crocs, and re-reading "The Song of Achilles." I started writing when I was very young, figured out that the internet was kind of cool in 2008 on Quizilla, and then hopped on over to Wattpad in 2010. Been here ever since. I'm a big fan of being a fan of things, so if you're a serial fan too, you've come to the right place.

WORKS (updated 8/25/17)
➢ Elf Bites - ongoing, slow updates
➢ TROTSS - on hold
➢ HYHACAC - on hold
➢ TSSWN - on hold
➢ Etc. - ongoing, random updates

(I've waited six years to include this section in my About Me)
➢ Elf Bites: Wattys 2016 Winner in HQ Love category

"You're like Oprah. You've just always been there, even when you haven't."
- @traveller_
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Stories by Carissa
Elf Bites                  ❄  l.s. AU by simmerup
Elf Bites ❄ l.s. AU Fanfiction
"Deck the halls with balls of toenails, fa-la-la-la-la, I hate your beard." "I don't have a beard." "I know. It's pathetic." A jolly AU where Harry is an elf-in-training who quits his...
The Region of the Summer Stars ✩ l.s. AU by simmerup
The Region of the Summer Stars ✩ l.s. AU Fanfiction
Louis' first year as Camp Administrator for the Red Pine's All Boys Summer Camp is going to be his golden ticket to teacherdom. He'll prove himself to be more than capable of his dream career after a successful ca...
Etcetera by simmerup
Etcetera Random
Where I attempt to unclutter your newsfeed by tossing everything I would have otherwise written as a broadcasted message into one place. Will probably feature rants about One Direction, text conversations with my...
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