Hey so my username is joecool123 but I also go by Lizzie! (This line of my profile is NEW and I added it because I thought it's something you'd all like to know.) 

Anyways. It probably took you around... 14 seconds to read that. I'm helping you waste your time. You're welcome.

(Writing tip of the moment: note the context in which I just used 'your' and 'you're.' .... Cool. Glad we had this talk.)

The Bro Code Won a Watty Award for Most Popular Humor Story in 2012 AND No Capes won for Most Comments in 2015 so that's pretty awesome. Thanks for that.

You can access my facebook page for updates, fun facts, and to fulfill your daily procrastination quota here: https://www.facebook.com/joecool123.author

I also have a lot of news and fun on the twittersphere: https://twitter.com/JCoolAuthor

ALSO - this should go without saying but I have to say it anyway: Please don't have conversations with other users on my message board, especially if they're of the 'not so nice' variety. I don't want my message board to turn into the door of some high school bathroom stall. Respect the message board and it will respect you. THANKS.

---- Oh ---- and if you know of anyone who's plagiarizing my stories because they're either too uncreative to write their own or their soul is as dark as this font (or for some other reason!) pleaseeeeeeeeeeee tell me.

Thanks for stopping by and I hope you like my stories.

P.S. If you have a funny joke or cool anecdote... don't hesitate. I love those things.
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Hey special s/o to everyone who dedicated something to me in the last couple weeks! I just caught up on reading all of those and they seriously warm my little heart. Thank you guys so much!
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