exzordiac

[̲̲̅̅W̲̲̅̅e̲̲̅̅l̲̲̅̅c̲̲̅̅o̲̲̅̅m̲̲̅̅e̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅T̲̲̅̅o̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅Y̲̲̅̅o̲̲̅̅u̲̲̅̅r̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅D̲̲̅̅o̲̲̅̅o̲̲̅̅m̲̲̅̅,̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅M̲̲̅̅o̲̲̅̅r̲̲̅̅t̲̲̅̅a̲̲̅̅l̲̲̅̅.̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅]


Know that you are reading a bio borne from the sweet nectar of twinkling stars on a cloudless night. Know also that my will is law and forsaking me is something many choose not to do. You may have heard my name whispered from the lips of dreamless sleepers that wander the dark world they call "The Cafe". Or perhaps sung from the lusty throat of a siren with wings as white as snow and talons that would put an eagle to shame. You may also have heard tales from bards and magicians graced by my other-worldly presence, still stuttering when they choose to utter my name.  
My compassion allows me to share with you some of my legends that still strike fear into the hearts of men
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M҉y҉ S҉l҉i҉t҉h҉e҉r҉i҉n҉g҉ M҉e҉n҉a҉c҉e҉
When I was but a babe, I would wrestle with anacondas blind-folded in a small clearing armed with nothing but my brawn and wits. It was especially amusing when I slew them within a single hour, leaving them as snack for my pet carrion. 

F҉a҉m҉i҉l҉y҉ R҉e҉l҉a҉t҉i҉v҉i҉t҉y҉
"What big teeth you have, Grandma"
A pitiful phrase plagiarized by evil-doers. My old grandmother was of Selachimorpha(shark) blood and I would use the above more than oft whenever I would choose to visit her. I inherit my blood lust from her admirable genes. It is known.

T҉h҉e҉ D҉a҉s҉h҉i҉n҉g҉ R҉o҉d҉e҉o҉
Another title that I choose to flaunt with my doting minions. My black fierce burning lasso is always around my prey and any steed I choose to ride upon pledges me its eternal loyalty and love. A single gaze into my addled eyes and any beast would choose to kneel before me. . 
~J͜͝o͜͝i͜͝n͜͝ ͜͝M͜͝e͜͝ ͜͝T͜͝o͜͝ ͜͝S͜͝u͜͝r͜͝v͜͝i͜͝v͜͝e͜͝~