Sup, beloved! :)
1. I’m a Christian
2. I’m Canadian
3. But I was born in Armenia
4. If you know where that is, then wow
5. I speak Russian, French, and this language
6. I’m extremely lazy but fantastic at making excuses
7. I’m that friend who everyone thinks is super quiet and nice, but actually I’m way too comfortable with sarcasm and discussing things that should never be mentioned in polite conversation
8. I once calculated this, and it takes me on average 5.4 days to text someone back
9. Jokes; I don’t do math
10. I will one day live in a tree in New Zealand
11. I freaking love you all
12. I creep my followers at random and read your About Me’s all the time
13. I like underused words like magnificent, glorious and banal
14. I’m 5’10 but I tell everyone that I’m 5 foot 9 and ¾ because it makes me feel better
15. If you got the HP reference then hello, friend
16. Johnny Depp
17. Way too many of my real life friends know about my profile on here
18. I love Downton Abbey, Suits, NCIS, GoT, and Community
19. I download movie soundtracks and feel epic as I make my way through life
20. Johnny Depp
21. I firmly believe that there is no such thing as a butt that isn’t hot
22. Like people, I love food no matter its colour or culture
23. I love The Script
24. I will one day adopt a black baby or two or fifteen
25. If I fulfill my self-made promise and eat healthy and exercise this summer, I will get two more ear piercings (MOTIVATE ME, GUYS)
26. I have a dream: to write something truly great and get it published (it’s just for fun now)
27. It really hurts me to see others hurting, particularly if it’s because they don't believe in their own beauty or worth. There are a lot of lies out there, but the truth is that that every person is a magnificent, wondrous creation. If you ever doubt that, talk to me. Nothing would make me happier!
28. Quote of the month: “We're all broken, that's how the light gets in.”
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