I'm a temporary visitor to the planet Earth.  I'm not quite sure how I got here but it seems like a nice place.  I like these things called books and movies and rock and roll and long walks on the beach and candlelight dinners.  Oh, and ninjas.  

If I could be anything, I suppose I'd be a gummy bear, because why the heck not? They're cute and tasty and they get to hang out in packages with others of their kind. I bet it's like a big old gummy bear party all the time in there.

But seriously I'd be a tiger that could fly because that would be awesome.

A few favorite authors include:
Kurt Vonnegut
Douglas Adams
Arthur C. Clarke
Tom Robbins
Hunter S. Thompson
Lewis Carroll
Stephen Hawking
Stephen King
Isaac Asimov

A few favorite bands include:
The Beatles
The Flaming Lips
Pink Floyd
The Beach Boys
The Kinks
The various bands associated with the Elephant 6 Collective
They Might Be Giants

I also make my own music. You can listen to it here if you feel so inclined:

and also here:

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