TheRealAlliko

Anywho, I updated my profile, just wanted to say. So, who’s up for Committing Crimes Against The Government?

TheRealAlliko

Anywho, I updated my profile, just wanted to say. So, who’s up for Committing Crimes Against The Government?

Ideatronic

Me! *steps on grass*
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TheRealAlliko

ang mensaheng ito ay maaaring nakaksakit
Wattpad Psa: literally none of us are allowed to judge each other’s fanfic choices, so stfu and let them read whatever weird ass shit they wanna read. You read weird shit too. I read weird shit. Caity reads weird shit. We all read weird shit. Don’t be a hypocrite. Be a hippo. They are so large and joyous. Frolicking in the murky waters of their homes. Be a hippo. Hippos don’t give a shit about what people read.
          
          This has been brought to you by how fabulous and adorable you look today.

TheRealAlliko

Guess who’s going to pride in June? Alliko and the squad! B i t c h! All of us are going. Including Mota! So get ready!

JesusHolyAF

@TheRealAlliko jesus approves bitch ill be there in holy spirit
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caity-devil788

^^^^ this is confirmed to be true
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JesusHolyAF

Yo alliko how you doing my child 

TheRealAlliko

How are you, my dear swaggle muffin?
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TheRealAlliko

Good, sorry for the late reply. I’ve been suuuupee busy kicking ass lately
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TheRealAlliko

ang mensaheng ito ay maaaring nakaksakit
Man, hopefully Izuku doesn’t give his mom a heart attack when he gets home... I’m making him take the cool ass clothes I got for him off so it isn’t too awful for his mom, but soon enough he may wanna start wearing some long sleeve shirts... can’t tell ya why, tho! Also, has anyone else noticed that he looks fucking adorable and fucking sexy with badass clothing? He’s so smol, but looks so bad... I love a strong guy with a big heart~
          No homo x100

TheRealAlliko

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@2023love fuck
            
            
            
            Pray for my gay ass
            No homo tho
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2023love

I think she will accept it because she loves him but then ask who did it and come after your ass.
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TheRealAlliko

Does anyone else notice how nice Izuku’s ass is btw? Like, no homo, but baby got cakes! In the no homo way. Like, I kinda wanna slap dat. See how it jiggle. But no homo. What if he has a slapping kink? That would be hot. No homo x10 though.

JesusHolyAF

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@ TheRealAlliko  (fuck he knows his stuff) ill see in the back
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TheRealAlliko

@JesusHolyAF are you sure? Cause I just said something really fekin gay, and according to homophones you have infinite no homo abilities 
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TheRealAlliko

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@JesusHolyAF shit
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