Ah....Welcome! I see you've stumbled upon my wall. I'm sure there's something here that will tickle your fancy. Laughs....cries...shivers....advice? You can find them over to the right. 

Some interesting things about me in no particular order:

Jello Wrestler
The Nerd who married Mr. Popular
Army Wife
Mother of four
Has been asked for an autograph (She said I looked like a movie star. It was probably Steve Buscemi).
Old, as in probably old enough to be your mother
Constantly crippled by self-doubt

On reading: Don't spam my wall with reading requests. It's rude, and definitely don't spam my story. I don't accept reading requests, although I have been known to check out the works from my DEDICATED followers from time to time. I wish I had time to read every story on here (especially those of my followers), but I don't. As it is, I barely have time to write my own stories.

On my writing: I love constructive feedback; it's the only way I can grow as a writer. I appreciate every read, vote, and comment that I receive.

On Followers: I love my followers. I'm not the best at keeping in contact--I could easily be a hermit when I grow up--but I cherish each one of you. I don't do Follow-for-Follow. I honestly want to keep it real. If I follow you, it's because I like you, like your work, or really believe you can teach me to become a better writer. I hope you're following me for the same reasons.

On Votes: Who doesn't love votes? I do....but I really only want them if they're genuine, and I will only vote if I genuinely like what I've read or if I believe in that writer.

Please check out these people. They're some of my favorite Wattpadders:

@bnlfan

@PaigeyLou

@MiloshPetrik

@BrittanieCharmintine

@RetirementHome - Seriously, everyone that profile follows is awesome.

If you're still reading this, I'm impressed...but I really wish you'd check out my stories. Happy reading!
  • JoinedNovember 30, 2012



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@DarinkaZobenica tagged me to list 13 facts about myself. (I hope I don't bore you).1. I am in my forties. 2. I'm originally from Indiana but have lived much of the past 11 years in the south.3...
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