I am Mars.  I lead this community of galaxies. Please understand my vast love for evil scientists. One day I'll marry one, and we'll laugh together very evilly every hour of the day.

I identify as an evil scientist-sexual; I only date evil scientists. Don't judge my sexuality. Love is love.

On this profile, we are a community where we wear hats as socks, and use socks like forks. We are intellectual.


I also love circus clowns. I think they should be our leaders.


When we get older, our generation of kids will be labeled as the galaxy, because we are the planets, and they are our stars. Their anger and judgement is hotter than the sun, as their stupidity is higher than the scientists who don't consider Pluto a planet because he couldn't grow to be bigger like the others. #AllPlanetsAreBeautiful #NoMoreBullying

You're all invited to my sleepover when I die. We can be buried together and make corny skeleton puns because that's all my life consists of anymore.


I just really love people.


Why don't you shoot me a message so we can talk about the massive house-fly population? They disgust me.



Follow me, we could fall in love. xo


✝ To God be all the glory. Without him, we are nothing. ✝


I used to be @MissHorrorStory but then I grew up
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