Hmm... I guess I'm supposed to fill this out with information about myself? Interesting, I shall commit to this relationship Wattpad... even if it results in the burning of Moscow... again and again and again. I may or may not (I will) take pleasure in that task. Sorry for those Ruskies out there, family history just born through me stirs me to have an inbred hate against your populace. I have attempted to get rid of it, just doesn't work.

Anyways, I am indeed a Brony. Easily told by my stories and whatnot. Like "Equestrian Strife". Though, I don't do only Pony stories either, I do originals like "The Flash". And no, it is not about DC crap (All of DC, except Batman, sucks anus 'cuz Marvel is 'ze best)! So, yeah, go check those out.

All of my stories will be formatted to only contain links to Gdoc files 'cuz Wattpad is not the best application for writing stories. Not hating, just respect Gdocs FAR more. So, you won't be reading my stories on Wattpad... unless I get a high demand of messages demanding for the stories to be on Wattpad. Then, I probably will consent.

Anyways, I am also a follower of the Cult of Lord Smooze, hints the name and background. Thus, I am not technically an atheist as I believe in a scientifically feasible greater power. If you ask me why I believe in it, my reply will be this... "BECAUSE SCIENCE!"

I go to St. Joseph-Ogden and am taking my Junior year at the moment. So, don't expect my stories to suck just because I don't have a degree in english, 'cuz I put a lot of effort into them. A RIDICULOUS amount of effort. Also, go to fanfiction.net to upload any fanfiction 'cuz I am an admin of a group there... thus, increasing your potential for success.

Well, hope you all enjoy your reads and remember to stay classy, fans! STAY CLASSY! For me, please? Please stay classy so I don't become scared... that would be something awful. Oh yeah, if you have any questions or just want to converse, go ahead and freely message me. I WILL reply
  • Saint Joseph, Illinois
  • JoinedJune 28, 2012



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