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I aM mOtHeRfUcKiNg MaGiCal 
ii am the sweetne22 iin your liife
I am fucking royalty, Landwwelling fucker 
I am,uhh, pupa pan
I am triggering, t9 every 9ne
I am needing a towel
I AM YOUR GOD
1 4M L3XU5 FUCK1NG RU55311

SOUTH PARK
A prayer to god
Dear Morgan Freeman
My friends are missing me
So is my family
My brother Tyler is with Karen
And I know they are carin'
So please, lord, please I beg you to go back
There's a kid in an orange coat I need to smack.
And I know they love me many
Just as much as I do Kenny.
I just want, one last time, for Tweek to serve,
Me and my lil perv.
~Love, Lexus

MY FANFICS
You:what's that smell? *walks into the kitchen*
Me:waz up?
You:what are you doing?
Me:preparing some lemons
You:NO you suck at those. NO!
Me:yo I ain't the one doing all that sucking here.
You:*blushes* that was one time! along with all the other fan fictions I read
Me:your not the only one child
You:get rid of the lemons
Me:*sighs* fine. *shoves them into the freezer*
You:what'd you do that for?
Me:so they can get hard and I can throw them at people
You:...I'm in

ME BEING ME
The waters screamed at me
Yelled to me at sight
As i see the key
With all my might 
The waves tumbled
To get me to stop
And I trembled 
As i sat on a rock
The wind howled
Blowing my hair
As i growled
"Maybe some one will care"
Ocean waters call me you see
Ocean waters care for me
Wether rain or storm
Im called upon 
I'm feeling worn 
As i sit in the moonlight
By the raging sea
In the next life I wish to fly a kite
I wish to be near, here, where the sky is clear
I raise a purple shell
I've never seen
White and red cover, like hell
It was pretty, nice, and clean 
As i raised the shell to my ear, I spoke
"Call me if needed"
Then gone I was , soon to be
Just you and me.
As i woke the very next day.
A shell whom I've seen once 
Sat by my bed
Purple and sheen
Yet it still clean
And I then knew I was called
Where I spend my days and nights
That's where my legacy lies 
Where there's clear skys.