I'm a master of kickassery and have a black belt in whoop-ass foo, I major in sarcasm, am fluent in badass, and I'm a few credits short from being "Bitch PhD".


SO NO PLAGIARISM OR I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND NAIR YOU HEAD TO TOE.
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LipsandFingers LipsandFingers Jul 27, 2015 02:32AM
I'm a master of kickassery, have a black belt in whoop-ass foo, major in sarcasm, am fluent in badass, and a few credit short of being a total bitch.SO NO PLAGIARISM. Thank you and please enjoy my...
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