pingus

It has been forever lol 

Tempted to make a Shrek X reader

The zombie story will be continued because I feel bad when I make bad endings <3

POV: Zombie muffins chasing you down a hallway at 99mph, thirsty for your blood. You are scared, searching for a way out, suddenly, the handsome zombie muffin comes up to you,
          
          "Hello darling."
          
          You blush at its attractiveness
          
          "H-h-h-hello muffin senpai" you stutter, making it obvious you are nervous. 
          
          "I know what you want, kitten." He says as he pushes you against the wall and start to make out with you.

YOU SAID THEY WOULD ADOPT 4 RACCOONS AND MAME THEM ALL KEVIN BUT THAT NEVER HAPPENEEFF. YOU LIAR. RAGDFHSJWKGGSGHHHHHHH

I just took a shit - now I'm gonna design a new book 

pls happy ending where Rui and Kasa adopt raccoons and name them all Kevin pls ‼️ ill give you free dabloons‼️‼️‼️