EverythingLillian

@FawnTheUnicorn you're welcome

janeair

In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running 
          home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as 
          well as men.  These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption 
          that _men_ know how to fix things, when in fact all they know how to do is 
          _look_ at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood 
          Shop; eventually, when enough things in the home are broken, they take a job 
          requiring them to transfer to another home.
          	Dave Barry