CheezyBen

Guess I'm supposed to say something about myself, huh? Well, might as well make this entertaining.

I'm an autistic introvert who lives like Gollum inside of his house. I only come outside when I want to go to GameStop or McDonald's

Chances are, if you give me a compliment or show ANY ounce of kindness around me, I will be thinking about it for the rest of the day. You will instantly become a good friend of mine, and I will do anything for you.

If you give me a treat (Cookie, Cupcake, etc.), we will become best friends for life. I will guard you with every fiber in my being and never let you out of my sight.

Alternatively, if you have a treat and do NOT give me one, chances are, I will howl at the moon like a freaking werewolf until someone comes along and gives me food.

Aaaaaand that's all you need to know about me.