Everyone knows mermaids and vampires can't date. But when a mermaid ends up at a boarding school with a smoking hot vampire for a roommate, will love take a bite?
Just before her senior year of high school, mermaid Waverly Fishwater learns she's being transferred to a cross-cultural boarding school for supernaturals. But reckless gods, single-minded werewolves, and virtuous fairies are the least of her troubles! West Marin Heights has vampires, and mermaid blood is their favorite snack. So Waverly has to learn who to trust, and fast -- especially since one of her new roommates is a vampire who's way too hot for her to handle! But just when she's starting to fit in, she discovers a dark plot that could destroy the school and the oceans beyond. If Waverly is to expose the evil scheme and get back to her normal teenage problems--overprotective parents, math homework-avoidance, and maybe, just maybe, getting a boyfriend--she's going to have to accept the help of a ragtag group of classmates. Will her plans be a supernatural catastrophe, or can Waverly rally this eccentric band of heroes to save the day?
[[Word Count: 90,000-100,000 words]]
Cover designed by Natasha Shaikh
- 1. MY LIFE IS RUINED! THANKS MOM & DAD!
- 2. HEART'S DESIRE
- 3. WHY ARE THE SHARKS SO STUPID?
- 4. A VAMPIRE POET WHO LIES
- 5. REAL VAMPIRES WEAR PLAID
- 6. BLOODTHIRSTY ROOMMATES AND A VAMPIRE TOO!
- 7. MATH SUCKS; SO DO VAMPIRES
- 8. ALL DRESSED UP WITH NOWHERE TO GO
- 9. THE PREGNAPHOBIC SEAHORSE
- 10. SHALLOW MERMAIDS AND VEXING VAMPIRES
- 11. AS YOU WISH
- 12. YACHT PARTY
- 13. SAND-SCULPTING A NAKED GOD
- 14. SUPERNATURAL BIO & REPRODUCTION
- 15. PIERCE'S POINT
- 16. DANCE UNTIL YOUR FEET BLEED
- 17. WHEN DREAMS MATTER
- 18. PHYSICAL ENTANGLEMENTS
- 19. PUBLIC HUMILIATION
- 20. AND NOW I'M A TOILET
- 21. WHY WON'T MY VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND DRAIN ALL MY BLOOD?
- 22. SELF-PITY IS A LIFESTYLE
- 23. CUPID'S NAKED BABY STATUES
- 24. THE LAVA LAMP OF LUMINESCENT WISDOM
- 25. OKAY, MY VAMPIRE IS HOT
- 26. LOTS OF PLOTTING AND KISSING
- 27. CUPID'S JEST
- 28. MAGIC TACOS
- 29. FAIRYLAND
- 30. BARE-CHESTED WEREWOLVES
- 31. TRAPPED IN A LIMO WITH A LUNATIC
- 32. IT'S HARD TO KEEP A GOOD VILLAIN DOWN
- 33. THUNDER GETS HIS WISH
- 34. MAKING-OUT IN MID-AIR
- 35. MY BOYFRIEND MEETS THE FISHWATER CLAN
- THE FIRST TIME I MET WAVERLY MARIE FISHWATER by PIERCE KNIGHTGUARD
- THE NIGHT I SHOULDN'T HAVE KISSED WAVERLY MARIE FISHWATER by PIERCE KNIGHTGUARD