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(I can only speak English. Just saying.) 

I don't really like to roleplay, sometimes I do because I feel guilty if I turn somebody down... TwT

I'm a SlytherClaw.

In real life I'm like a dumb version of L Lawliet.

My sister is a damn Karen (She doesn't believe in dinosaurs, she's 22 years old and still lives with us, she thinks she's better than everyone else, she hates me because I'm an atheist and because I like anime and video games, she hates my brother because he's gay "you just haven't found the right pussy yet.", she accuses me of trying to murder her baby when I say hi to him, she has been to jail multiple times for abusing me and doing drugs, etc.)

I wish her zodiac sign was Cancer so I could start calling her a tumor-

I'm a dude trapped in a girl's body (all I feel is pain).

My first squish (platonic crush) was an anime character (Rogue Cheney, from Fairy Tail). 

I love ramen noodles enough to rival Naruto. 

My favorite colors are blue, green, cyan, purple, and black.

My favorite ice cream flavor is coffee or cotton candy.

My favorite animal is basically any kind of reptile or amphibian.

My least favorite animal is humans, me and my friends are Potato Sapiens from the planet Chicken where we sacrifice babies to the doorknob gods (who are giant doorknobs that fly around and shoot lasers out of their keyholes) in exchange for protection from the evil sock demons (who are basically giant evil flying socks that eat Potato Sapiens).

My favorite female anime character is Yaoyorozu Momo from BNHA.