Adorkable Penguin

What's up people!!! My name is Alura. The first thing you should know about me is that Trouble stalks me. No seriously, a guy named Trouble is stalking me :) . I'm very crazy that some say I belong in a mental institute. I well, all I have to say I'M OUTTA MY MIND!!! (B.O.B. ft Nicki Minaj) Honestly, I'm allergic to fake people. Anyway, I'm here to entertain the masses. I have the entertainment part down, all that's missing is,... THE MASSES!!! That's where you, the people visiting my page come in. If you love my books, tell your friends, and make them tell their friends and so forth. Feel free to inbox your critism but DON'T COMMENT MY BOOKS OR WALL WITH THEM!!! Make it polite too because I have anger issues so if you are really rude, I just might curse you out so much you'll need to clean out your ears (or your eyes) for an hour and you won't even be started. And Finally, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS!!!!!! (If you don't know that song, you don't know one of LMFAO's best works, and get the freak out the club!) And no, I don't drink, just love that song. Love 5SOS, E3,1D & More! I'm just a fangirl.
Thanks.
Questions? DON'T CARE!!! Lmao. But seriously, if you have questions contact me in any way below:
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/alura.dawson
Twitter: AluraD_official
Email:alura.dawson@gmail.com
Skype:alurad_official
Kik:alura.d_official
Polyvore: xleclairebearxx
I'll try to get back to you ASAP!!!
My covers were from http://pixlr.com/editor/. Check it out!
Whenever Wattpad is down, I'll still upload on another site. This is the link to my page: http://www.quotev.com/27206136
My work will always be there as well. Well, not now at least.