I make jokes and videos on the internet. I'm kinda funny sometimes but mostly i'm just trash.
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  • JoinedJuly 28, 2015


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elijahdanielistrash elijahdanielistrash Feb 20, 2016 10:04PM
If you haven't added me on snapchat, you should do that. I'm aguywithnolife on there 
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Stories by Elijah Daniel
Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy by elijahdanielistrash
Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy Fanfiction
He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. Th...
Elijah Daniel Project by elijahdanielistrash
Elijah Daniel Project Humor
Hi, I'm Elijah Daniel. Known to most people as @aguywithnolife on twitter. I have a very strange and fun life, and I will be documenting it here once a week so I can tell you all about things like the time I got d...
My Garbage Thoughts by elijahdanielistrash
My Garbage Thoughts Humor
Sometimes I really like to spew my unsolicited garbage opinions. I will be doing that here. This will be a collection of my opinions on pop culture and news, but more likely just posts about taylor swift's cats, an...