Wayne Dolbier

Hi!
My name is Wayne Dolbier. Well, not really. But you can call me Wayne, if you like!
Only, like, three Wattpaders know my 'real' name. It's not that interesting, really. I actually like 'Wayne' better.
I like Legend of Zelda, Rich Berlew's "Order of the Stick", D and D, Wargames, Starfox, Wings of Fire, Jamba Juice, Splatoon, the Orioles, Star Wars, Harry Potter and girls.
So just so we're clear? I'm not gay.
And I get into arguments with "I'm just as sane as you are" all the time about Harry Potter. Despite it being sexist, a BIT to restricting on the laws of magic and filled with plot holes and all.
So, yeah. I'm trying to learn to write, and it's hard.
If you want me to read your story, I'll be more than happy to! Buuuuuut you probably don't wanna hear what I have to say.
I am a ginger, however. Not that it matters, anyway.
Anyway, I hope you like "Agent 3" and "Rebirth!"
[But please, I don't need any more negative comments about "Acheron's Opening." I know it sucks, thanks.]