Alex Fight Me Hamilton

"Tell me about yourself, Mr. Hamilton."

Well... Where do I even start...? I guess I'll make this fast. 

I was raised in the Caribbean. My parents never married. My father was the son of a scottish lord and my mother was a whore. I got teased for that alot growing up. At 10 or 11 (I don't honestly remember) my dad took off, and a couple years later mom got sick... May she rest in peace. A few years later I started working, and at 14 I was placed in charge of a trading charter. Well... After that i made it to America and took part in the US Revolutionary war. We won. I married Eliza and began working on government documents and letters... 


Your obedient servant
A. Ham