Prev. NewtTMR422

Hey there guys, girls, greenies, gays, and everyone in between. Welcome to my weird little profile.

Anyways, I'm just here to say hi, and that this is a safe space for anyone and everyone. Unless you're a jerk. Then I want you nowhere near me and my children. But if you're a decent human, then check out my stories! Im always up for fandom stuff, and you can message me if you have a request about anything, or if you just need to talk

Proud LGBTQ+ member🏳️‍🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Dont touch my family
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Daddy Ally @CXTEXRX
Mama Emma (me)
Baby Ivy @yoonsbxc


Fandoms: 
Maze runner🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏻‍♀️
Marvel🕷🔪
Supernatural👻
Game of thrones🐺
The Walking dead🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️
Harry Potter⚡️
Hunger games🔥🏹
Try guys 🦕💜💙💚💗
John Mulaney (is that a fandom?) 🐎🏨

Next follower goal:
[550]
...wow

"I like your boots"

"Tommy loves trains."

"Is the blood rushing to my head, or is this Shank not making any sense."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well I assume it's because 7 is a prime number and prime numbers can be intimidating."

"They say I'm up and coming like I'm f***ing in an elevator." 

"Get lost squidward"

"The baby took off and left with fart magic" 

"If an alien lays eggs in my chest and I eat one of you, I'm sorry."

"That's exactly what I thought you'd say, you dumb f*cking horse!"

"I can look at a math problem and know its algebra, but I'm not gonna know.....what the answer is."

"It REALLY smells like egg."

"If it walk like duck, and talk like duck, it probably truth serum." 

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"How dare you try to regift my mozzarella stick."

"I spilled blue cheese on all the things I love."

"Abso-shucking-lutely." 

"I think I broke it" 
"Well it's a baby."

"Yeet Yeet Mother Shucker"

"I can be the human equivalent of herpes if you want me to be."

~Subject A57, the writer