Pleasedonttakethisseriously Stories

You were a simple fast food worker, trying to pay the bills and help your mother get her medical treatment. You get hired by your local Jack In The Box. It's minimum wag...

You recently moved to New Mexico to start a new part of your life. However, due to your financial state not being quite stable enough for an apartment, you decide to boo...

Cookie Monster can't help but feel butterflies in his stomach as Kermit yells "of course it's an orange!". What is this feeling? --------- This book is a joke...

"raven from that's so raven just walked into your backyard baby girl - Y/N please I just wanna study-" FULLY PLATONIC! MHA X FEM! READER MHA BELONGS TO KOHEI H...

a boy, smothered by fame... a girl, who has gone through life in the shadows... a dramatic love triangle... great memes... a dramatic turn of events... and a little bit...

The boys, y/livia and Anna are back for another adventure...this time not as enemies. Will they be able to work together and save the tour?

THESE ARE JUST CRACK FIC ONE-SHOTS AND THEY AREN'T TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. None of these are NSFW and I don't write smut. However, I'll still leave warnings before each s...

You never thought you would fall for your best friend, but after all these years how could you not? Sid x Reader (if you happen to this i'm sorry this is just a joke pl...

This story/ship corresponds with @Flat_Booty's cop story. Ben had a gay thought, and Elena found out about it, showing the news all around the department. Benjamin is of...

the wacky and fun adventures of Eshobby L'ight Add Crow Way

Brad Armstrong was your typical bad boy, Taylor Smith was your typical nerd. Watch as Taylor's life is about to be turned upside-down.

IM GONNA SOB

ed sheeran is your lover! 🥵🥵

This is some bullshit im tryna pull off at 3am, please bare with me. Credits to kiri for the idea, credits to moon for being moon. Art in the cover is done by me, rainy...

After meeting each other, the Once-ler and Golden Face find that they aren't so different from each other.

Areilallaena, or Ari for short, is just your average girl. Until one day, she's not :0

The juiciest, sexiest, wildest, kinkiest, wettest, gayest, nastiest, most well written erotica you will probably ever read ever in your life. You're fucking welcome you...

Raquell is just a normal Y/A girl: she is an impulsive buyer, she is emo and #hatespreps, and like most girls her age she has a crush on her teacher. Ms. Preminger is my...

Twilight is much better than Harry Potter and I'm here to prove it!