Alabama Ferguson always hated her first name. Who names her child after a washed-up state, anyway? Mrs. Roxanne Ferguson does, of course. But after growing up in the Alabama heat for eighteen years, she decides to leave the godforsaken state to explore what the world has to offer other than passive aggressive comments about her somewhat "rebellious" attitude. After becoming a travel writer for "Travel the Road Less Traveled" she gets an unexpected promotion. Coming from a small, conservative town, though, she has no clue how her family will react when they find out she got hired to be a Sex Journalist who now needs to f*ck guys around the world for a living. "I'm not in sweet home Alabama anymore, am I?"