The Boy in the Santa Hat
So what do you do when a deliciously handsome guy breaks into your apartment on Christmas Eve wearing a Santa hat? Some might call the police or maybe scream.
Or you could do what Evangeline does, which include the following:
1, point a water gun at him.
2, agree about the ugliness of small, pink tree with kitten ornaments from your stepfather's ex-wife.
3, go to a playground and bury said ugly tree.
4, begin to like the tree burying, Santa hat wearing intruder.
So, if you ever find yourself in Evangeline's spot, just call the police.