Church of Cannibalism

Church of Cannibalism

20.1K Reads 1.2K Votes 19 Part Story
Off Switch By Kutalia Updated Mar 07

{was FEATURED}
  
  Cannibalism
      [kan-uh-buh-liz-uh m]; noun
      1. the eating of human flesh by another human being.
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      Welcome to the Church of Cibus.
      
      A place where people come to strengthen their enlightenment with Jesus Christ. The services are short; the people are helpful, kind, and caring; and the food is outstanding- which leaves people insatiable and has them coming back for more.
      
      But if you defy our pastor, do not pay your dues, or go snooping in his secrets, then you may just end up on the menu.
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      This story takes place in Southern Georgia- meaning that the dialect maybe in English but there will be a hard southern accent with some characters. This story's style is Local Color and is based off of my sane imagination.
      
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      Church of Cannibalism is now active on the game, Episode, so you can interact with all your favorite characters. Just go to the app store; download Episode (it's free) and search up "Church of Cannibalism" or go to the Trending Tap.

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I woulda stared right back at him with a rude look in my eyes
Armistice2 Armistice2 Nov 23, 2017
He’s trying to decide if you would be better flame broiled or fried.
Armistice2 Armistice2 Nov 23, 2017
“We don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do.”
                              
                              “I don’t want to go to church.”
                              
                              *is triggered* “YOU NEED TO MEET NEW PEOPLE.”
Nothing_is_Chibi Nothing_is_Chibi Nov 18, 2017
Half of the comments on this story are 'ew, wtf' and the other half are 'whatever'. Then there are those few 'héll yeahs'
gorystories gorystories May 01
I study The Strange Case Of Dr Jekyll And Mr Hyde in English at school so this made me laugh lmao I hate myself😂😂