"I can't have him until that thing he calls an older brother has a boyfriend. And that's where you come in."
"Never in a million years."
Or, Liam secretly pays Zayn to date Louis so that he can be with Niall, Louis' innocent younger brother. The only issues are...Harry, the hopeless romantic, is in love with Niall. Zayn's only in it for the money, Liam's only in it for the sex, and Louis....well, Louis hates everybody.
*1st place in The Bromance Awards: Season Two
*Warning: Story contains bad language, and mild sexual content.