Harry discovers he has a soul mate- but its not exactly who he wants it to be. HARRYMORT
I mean no biggie, just gonna owl the dark Lord who just so happened to have easily mass murdered people, (not to mention his parents or anything) and tell him we're soul mates as my scar prickles as he tracks me down to slaughter me. No biggie!
Well Harry, go owl the dark lord, someone who has tried to kill you more than once, I bet it will turn out fine.
Imagine voldy doing whatever he was (probably killing or plotting) and suddenly there is an owl from his worst enemy ever saying that he is his soulmate
Dumbledore... I can't... I can't even... I just can't even...
Magically the owl finds the dark lord faster than death eaters
Such a contrast to the original series yet so original in a way omg tht's amazingg