Hey it's me you guys, Lumpy Space Princess. I know you're probably thinking, "oh Glob, it's too good to be true!" Well it's not, so shut up 'cause I wanna talk and whatever. So yeah, ask me your questions and I'll give you all the latest gossip. Like that time when Melissa forgot to text me back when I asked her who Brad liked, and I went over to her house to find her totes making out with Brad, and I was all like, "Nuh-uh, girl." Thinking about Brad made me hungry. I'll tell you the last twenty minutes of the story later, so lump off.