I'm bored, ask me a lumpin' question already. If you don't, I'll mesmerize you with the awesome power of my fresh lumps. I know you want them, don't deny it. Nobody can resist the lumps. But it's not my fault I'm so hot. *sniff* You have no idea what it feels like to be attractive. It's really hard, but you wouldn't understand. Boy or girl, those animals just can't keep their hands off me and my beans.
But that's why I'm here. To help you people to understand what it's like to be me. And you can ask me for advice, and I'll tell you how to live your life. Sounds fun, right? I'll go on every day and answer every question as long as I don't have anything better to do. I gotta go right now though, because Turtle Princess is having this super lame birthday party, but there's gonna be boys there, and I can't let them forget who has the hottest lumps around here. Later, posers.
~LSP
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FanfictionHey it's me you guys, Lumpy Space Princess. I know you're probably thinking, "oh Glob, it's too good to be true!" Well it's not, so shut up 'cause I wanna talk and whatever. So yeah, ask me your questions and I'll give you all the latest gossip. Lik...
