Family- a group of people thrown together by faith that are usually so diverse they end up at each other's throats. RIght?.. At least, that's family in Kally's world. Reunions usually consist of chaos and mayhem and reunions are usually what the holidays bring. Yip(friken')ee! But Kally's family really think she can pull them together, her and her awesome organization skills she's obtained from her interior design management job. So, Kally's prepared she's got her checklist comprising of all the information she's received through her childhood years of reunion survival. THE CHECKLIST OF FAMILY SURVIVAL Uncle Bobby- away from UNCLE Franky and "skanky" girl Ellie- away from any male bartenders, severs, maybe just males in general (The great incident of 2014 still gets her). Oh, and cats and ME (Hey!, the incident has really messed with her personality). DAD- away from all bartenders, appetizers, and meat (at least whenever mom's around). Oh, and mom's mother (grampy) Aunt Debby- keep her snott level down and away from the Little Woman sisters/ aunts and Grampy and Gramper Catlyn- AWAY, from Ellie at ALL COSTS Uncle Franky- shrimp, provide lots of SHRIMPs, and maybe a few cocktails around dad and NO UNCLE BOBBY around. And keep away from Aunt Beth. Gigi- keep with Hutt and provide backup Teddy and pacifier Hutt- Backup comics, and dolls Uncle Joey- keep with the sisters and far from the other Uncles Grampy Leanly- keep with Catlyn, take Katra to vet palace, and with the littlies and Aunts Gramper Jackhoe(ee)- Rocking chair, Little Women, but away from the women, littlies, and Hutt Skanky girl- he's a skunk (WHAT MORE IS THEIR TO SAY?!!) ZeeZane the Lizard- No mice, no Aunts THE LITTLE WOMAN SISTERS( Grampy Leanly has the story) Mom (Amy April), (THE AUNTS)Meg April, Jo April and Beth April AND Uncle Joey April Uncle Zeke and Zane- away from Reagan better yet Aunt Debby too that was just the beginning..
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