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    Dirty pick up lines/Dirty jokes
    Dirty pick up lines/Dirty jokes
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    d9309785
    Complete
    Complete, First published Jun 08, 2015
    This will be my first book and obviously it will be dirty cause being dirty is fun
        
        Some of these I have thought of with my dirty mind and others come from
        http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/crude.html 
        and also 
        good jokes.com
        most of them are for. me though
        
        now this once again is very dirty only read if u can handle it or just enjoy it
        Have fun and thanks for reading
    All Rights Reserved
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    • funny
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    Table of contentsLast updated Jun 08, 2015
    • 1. The Planet
    • 2.Word of the day
    • 3.What I like in a girl
    • 4.Milk
    • 5.My teddy bear
    • 6.Simple math
    • 7.Flip of a coin
    • 8.Titanic
    • 9.The FBI
    • 10.A nice poem1
    • 11.Skittles
    • 12.An Elephant in me
    • 13.Remember my name
    • 14.Let me introduce myself
    • 15.Jack and jill poem(my version)
    • 16.A poem by me
    • FYI
    • 18.Another poem by me
    • 19.Light switch
    • 20.A little joke

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    • 1. The Planet
    • 2.Word of the day
    • 3.What I like in a girl
    • 4.Milk
    • 5.My teddy bear
    • 6.Simple math
    • 7.Flip of a coin
    • 8.Titanic
    • 9.The FBI
    • 10.A nice poem1
    • 11.Skittles
    • 12.An Elephant in me
    • 13.Remember my name
    • 14.Let me introduce myself
    • 15.Jack and jill poem(my version)
    • 16.A poem by me
    • FYI
    • 18.Another poem by me
    • 19.Light switch
    • 20.A little joke
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