Sarcasm Is My First language

Sarcasm Is My First language

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The Gypsy Child By MadEmmagirl Updated Oct 18

heyyyy, wannna know what this is about huh!? 
it is a book of:
insults
comebacks
Pranks
And 
sarcastic remarks

so, 
ENJOY.

Killjoy_5 Killjoy_5 Oct 13
YO I USED THIS ONE IN 8TH GRADE! BOII SHE GOT MAD! SHE TRIED TO HURT ME BUT I ENDED UP SPILLING MILK ON HER HEAD!
Well at least I CAN see unlike you where your head is shoved so far up your **s that all you can see is your own s**t
Jaxbewel Jaxbewel May 14, 2015
Well I will be sure to use this when the guys hog the lockers Space sometimes I just wait but all the time he turns around and says what 
                              Me:your in my fricken way so I'm just waiting, him: well you starring at me really intensely, me:well your right I front of my locker. So yeah you get the point