WARNING: Not to be confused with actual first aid procedures i. e., recovery position, CPR, etc. Please look at this manual with a metaphorical sight and treat it with a grain of salt. REPHRASE: Contains some FICTIONAL COMPONENTS; NOT to be taken LITERALLY. RED ALERT There is someone suffering a wounded heart, and the ambulance has yet to come! Is it a family member? A sibling? A friend? Or is it just a complete stranger you happened to stumble upon on your way home? What to do? Well, worry not, because you've got this handy dandy guide to tell you the initial treatment for a wounded heart. Parahelion©2015 DO NOT PLAGIARIZE