Its been a collective 6 days since Thomas Hartrod-- 13-year-old American self proclaimed entrepreneur-- and his childhood best friend, Melvin Hernandez Cerrito-- easily the most threatening man since John Wilkes Booth-- had moved to America. In those days alone, they had singlehandedly broken every international rule known in magical Britain, have gone to prison, had a personal interaction with several death eaters, and had collected a gang of orphans that seem more like baby ducklings than actual teenagers. As it turns out-- all of these friends, as in Hayden Martineau de Silvana, Derek Nero-Augustus Marius, Sheila Maei Ei and Ashley Noel Weyerhaeuser-- happen to be going to Hogwarts, school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, just like them. Understandably, the six plan to literally take reign of the British Wizarding world. Does it happen to be because theyre all American colonizers? Perchance. Oh, did we mention that Harry Potter was also in their year? And infamous death eater, recent Azkaban escapee, also happens to be on the run? Oh well. Nothing to do with them at all, right..?