Meet the Baxtards
The family burns basics. Trashes tropes.
Their daughter isn't out for blood. She's out for the person who started the cliche that ended her.
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"Even though I dip your toothbrush in the toilet bowl, excessively steal your clothes, purposefully annoy the hell out of you, and wish at every 11:11 that you'd be in a body bag the next morning - you're still my sister. And we will always have one another's back."
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"You're a cute banana."
"Yellow on the outside, white on the inside."
He read my silence as confusion and added, "Your little brother there is an Oreo; black on the outside, white on the inside. Your pretty sister over there is a coconut; brown on the outside, white on-"
"What the shit. That's how you want to hit on me?"
Wendzel Baxtard, a feminist killjoy armed with heavy loads of sarcasm and marinates herself in self-respect, is ready to destroy the ethnic slurs and derogatory terms that were brought on her because of the clothes she wore and her sexual behaviors.