There was a little Dong who's name was Ding and all he could do was sing a song.The song was passed down by his fore fathers and the song tells a story..A story of how the all the Dongs came to be.Lemme give you a run down of the story. Basically once Dongriel (Home of the Dongs) was created, there was a mass eruption from Big MT,then the Big MT wasn't always MT it was filled to the brim with Lava and all shit, so basically when it (Big MT) the entire planet was covered in ashes.Every single organism died.Except for the ancient Gnods, they lived under ground.The Gnods had a magical ability to use their voice as a power, a Thu'um, it's basically a shout but magic.All the Gnods used their Thu'um shout to rid the entire planet if Dongriel of dust, when doing this all the Thu'ums killed the Gnods...Except for some which then sought out to find life over ground in a world without ashes and all thats junk.Over time they evolved into Dongs and lost their Thu'um...Except for Ding...