"My parents are JSchlatt and Minx. They refuse to tell me their real names, in case I am a spy. They fight like rabbids, and love each other like Thatcher loves the working class. They are embarrassing, disturbing humans, and I don't know what I'd do without them." ☆silly, unrealistic, slightly fantasy-esque fanfiction about JSchlatt, Minx and their accident, Edgar☆