"Did you hear? The new professor used to be a professional Quidditch player for the Falmouth Falcons!" "That would make her awfully young to be a professor, wouldn't it?" "Well, yeah, young and beautiful she is, compared to our other professors!" "Do you want to make a bet how long she'd last with god-awful Snape around?" In which the Defence Against the Dark Arts substitute professor engages in a tumultuous, and complicated relationship with the Potions professor. (The story will follow in accordance with the Philosopher's Stone, set in 1991-1992) Note: This is my work from AO3 transported, for more in the series please visit my AO3 with the same username for daily updates and further works.