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Nonsense but Urgent

Nonsense but Urgent

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MsLiterature By MsLiterature Updated Oct 14, 2012



PEOPLE! (Yes, I've got your attention!!) ACT NOW/QUICKLY! THE WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT WILL EXPLODE IN THE NEXT 5 HOURS! (Please spend the first two reading and/or contemplating what you are about to read.)SO YOU HAVE A GRAND TOTAL OF 3 HOURS! Do something!!!!!!!!!!


If we don't want to go into the ins and outs of my society (SOAP-Society Of Air Protection) and the causes we collect for (please visit www.SOAP-TopSecretWebsite.co.uk/Don'tRead/DonateNow for more details on donating) - it really is a good cause...then we can skip the formalities and get right on to business! Goodness, look at the time I've wasted a whole 15minutes trying to find our website's link and rambling on about donating (please donate we have very few sponsors!) that I've wasted... half an hour! If we then add the 30minutes it will take for Gerry to find you and give you this document (oh wait maybe Paul can do it... he's good at speed walking...) we've wasted a whole hour of the five...

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