Vampire boy on a diet of animal blood wants to date Vegan girl. A cup of high school silliness. A spoonful of the supernatural. A generous heaping of drama and emotional baggage. Don't forget a dash of young love to top it all off, and some existential crises on the side. Come armed with your knives and spatulas - there's a storm cooking down here. **Cross-posted on AO3** Inspired by a fanfic written by author back in April 2017.