"Hello! I'm Honey bee. Well, my real name isn't Honey bee, but for alias purposes, I'm going by bee. It would be quite foolish of me to simply give my name to a stranger now wouldn't it. I decided to do this because what do I have to lose? a euro on a stamp because you don't reply? The 30 minutes I spent writing this because it fell into the hands of someone who doesn't care? I don't know, I just picked a random address and it was yours,so consider yourself lucky if you'd like."
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