I know I haven't written anything for ages so I thought I'd write this. This is based on a question I read on Reddit .... well a theory. I decided what if it was real so using my bad imagination I made this. Edward has lactose intolerance but to keep people thinking he's weak he says he doesn't like it...how long can he keep it from the other soldiers and more importantly his brother? This was also a dare. EdXRoy. I'm sorry but I've had very few ideas and am currently questioning my balance work and social life being healthy...I either am on social life too much or am doing work for too long. I guess I'm a stubborn perfectionist which doesn't help.